Robots And Shopping A Match Made in Heaven

Are you tired of modern day shopping?  Are you worried that you’re doing permanent damage to your wrists by carrying heavy shopping bags to the car each and every day?  Are you nervous that you’re just not spending enough of your money on frivolous things that you don’t need?  Well, then I have good news for you!  All of these worries can be a thing of the past when buy the Automatic Mega-Shop-O-Tron 5000–2010’s solution to the modern shopping dilemma.  That’s right, folks: we’re talking about an actual robot that can do your shopping for you!
“But I thought that robots lived on Mars…”

FALSE!  Plenty of robots lead happy lives right here on Earth!

“But won’t robots turn on us eventually?  Won’t they kill us or buy us pants that don’t fit to make us feel bad?”

NO!  Robots don’t think for themselves.  We think for robots because we build them and program their behavior ourselves, just like celebrities!

Think about it.  Haven’t you felt like you’ve been missing out on something?  When you’re out there in that broad, threatening world, shopping all by your lonesome, don’t you feel like things could be better?  Let robots fill the void in your soul!

Our Automatic Mega-Shop-O-Tron 5000 can be customized to fit your shopping needs.

TV shopping ?  Perfect!  Our robots don’t have eyes, but they know how to spot a good deal when they see one!  You can send your robot out to all of the popular electronics shopping outlets and just wait for the perfect TV to be carried back to your front door.  Our robots can carry up to seven hundred pounds of products, so they’ll be able to handle a tiny little TV without breaking a sweat.  Robots never sweat!

Shoe shopping ?  No problem!  Our robots can be customized to walk around on robotic feet that match yours perfectly in size!  You can send them out to all of your favorite shoe stores and have them try on all of the shoes that they encounter.  They’ll have the same feet as you, so you’ll never have to worry about having them bring home shoes that just don’t fit!  They’ve been scientifically tested to carry up to seven hundred pounds of shoes!  That’s a lot of shoes!

Comparison shopping ?  Oh, please!  Our robots have calculators for brains, so they can crunch all the numbers that would normally bog down you and your fickle human brain!  Our robots are connected to the world wide web, so they can guarantee that you never pay a penny more than you have to.  Our robots can also connect with your savings account and your checking account, spending your money recklessly and indiscriminately.

Really and truly, our robots are built for your convenience.  They’re powered by a combination of gasoline and butane, so you’ll never have to worry about buying those pesky robot power-cells!  Just be sure that you don’t keep your robots indoors!  They’re a fire hazard.

For your convenience, our robots come in a variety of colors!  Pink, red, blue, brown, and classic metal–you pick the robot that matches your style!

Additional options include robot wigs, robot pants, robot gloves, robot hair dryers, robot sunglasses, and much, much more.
Don’t settle for another day of problematic 2009 shopping.  Buy your Automatic Mega-Shop-O-Tron 5000 and usher in the convenience of 2010!

The Automatic Mega-Shop-O-Tron 5000 Robot is available in most countries.  Feel free to use any credit card, debit card, ATM card, or Money Order to ORDER NOW!  Order while supplies last!  2010 is upon us, and the robots are gassed up and ready to ship out!

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