Archive for Category: "Fictional Stories"
The Shopping Eye Dog
Are you tired of spending too much money? Are you tired of shopping without aim or purpose? Are you tired of feeling like all of your friends are getting the good deals before you can find them? If so, then you might find that it’s time to make a change. You might find, in fact, [...]
Kinds of People
There are two kinds of people in this world: the kind of people who make decisions (very much to their own benefit), and the kind of people whose lives are affected by said decisions. Today, we’ll focus on the former category of people–those who, in a tall, expensive building, wearing remarkably expensive suits and watches, [...]
The Lazy Mans Victory
Are you sick and tired of walking around on your own two feet? Are you too poor to buy one of those fancy walking machines? Are you too lazy to make it out to the store to buy one of those fancy walking machines? Well, then I have something that you’re going to want to [...]
Robots And Shopping A Match Made in Heaven
Are you tired of modern day shopping? Are you worried that you’re doing permanent damage to your wrists by carrying heavy shopping bags to the car each and every day? Are you nervous that you’re just not spending enough of your money on frivolous things that you don’t need? Well, then I have good news [...]
The Execs
Sitting around a long table in a very tall room inside of a very, very tall skyscraper are six men wearing suits. The cheapest suit in the room, you should know, costs $3,500–and that’s before you buy the custom fitting. Four of these six men are wearing extremely expensive watches, and two of them are [...]